Yo mama is so dumb, she brings a ladder to a spelling bee.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a waffle and calls it a pancake.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't cheat on her diet, she has an affair with it.

Yo mama is so lazy, she took a two-hour nap an hour ago.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection apologizes.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weed wacker to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy emojis.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a smartphone was a dieting app.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches TV in fast forward to save time.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over matchsticks.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brings a spoon to a fork fight.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a bar, she brings her own stool.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with her feet.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the store, she can only window shop.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the restaurant and said 'bring your own silverware'.

Yo mama is so short, she did a backflip off a dime and missed.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to do a cartwheel and ended up doing a somersault.

Yo mama is so ugly, the only dates she gets are on a calendar.

Yo mama is so short, she doing backflips under the couch.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so lazy, she bought a water bed to be closer to the remote.