Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a networking event and actually thought it was about napping.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses her dryer as a microwave.

Yo mama is so lazy, when I asked her what's for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said 'Spaghetti'.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies in her driver's license photo.

Yo mama is so greasy, she used bacon as a candle.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't dive into a pool, she makes a splash.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her to go camping, she set up a tent in the living room.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection in the mirror cries.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless cordless phone charger.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a cheese sandwich and calls it Grilled Cheese.

Yo mama is so short, she rides Hot Wheels to work.

Yo mama is so greasy, her cooking oil has its own lifeguard.

Yo mama is so lazy, she was late to her own funeral.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes haunted houses return their decorations.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she swims in the ocean, BP shows up.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks KFC is the local radio station.

Yo mama is so dumb, she studies for DNA tests.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her for her ID, a pterodactyl flew out.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for group photos as the selfie stick.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a hair conditioner.