Yo mama is so lazy, she moved to a house with a haunted elevator.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays football, she's the one holding the huddle.

Yo mama is so short, she does cannonballs in the bathtub.

Yo mama is so lazy, she gets student loans for a nap.

Yo mama is so short, she pole-vaults over sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a cup to the World Cup.

Yo mama is so fat, she hires a moving company to roll over in bed.

Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are in a museum.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a cereal box and calls it breakfast.

Yo mama is so old, she sat next to George Washington in school.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for gum, she said 'chew the air'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was where you put your refund.

Yo mama is so short, she has to stand on a step ladder to reach a low five.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a spelling bee.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't answer the phone, she just yells 'Caller ID!'

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a smiley face emoji.

Yo mama is so old, she used to teach history class about the future.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a TV dinner and calls it a drive-thru.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a job at the orange juice factory, she got fired for taking a nap.

Yo mama is so bald, that even a hairless cat looks furry next to her.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put her prom dress on layaway.