Yo mama is so poor, she hangs around the dollar store for spare change.

Yo mama is so slow, she bought a racecar and still hasn't passed the finish line.

Yo mama is so small, she plays handball against the curb.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tried to dance with a GPS.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her who her favorite dinosaur is, she said 'Me'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to juggle, she juggled the ground.

Yo mama is so poor, she irons her clothes with a fire hydrant.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tried to do a cartwheel and ended up doing a somersault.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs, the snails pass her.

Yo mama is so small, she plays hopscotch on the curb.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for Netflix.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a postage stamp as a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tried to play basketball and scored a touchdown.

Yo mama is so dirty, even bacteria asks her to wash her hands.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she gets free samples, she asks for seconds.

Yo mama is so greasy, her kid can take it to school and claim it's for a science project.

Yo mama is so forgetful, when she went to sign up for classes, she ended up teaching the teacher.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she is asleep, people think she is a bear.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a sock as a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays soccer, she kicks herself.

Yo mama is so old, that when Noah said 'Launch the Ark!' she fainted.