Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes swimming, the pool looks like a forest.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the chimpanzees offered her grooming services.

Yo mama is so short, when she takes a bath, she uses a shot glass.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a storybook.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to step on the gas to catch a cold.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the wildlife mistakes her for one of their own.

Yo mama is so slow, when she went to the Grand Canyon, she got there one step at a time.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, she book an appointment for each follicle.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the store, she asks the cashier to fetch her items.

Yo mama is so hairy, they mistook her for a walking shag carpet.

Yo mama is so slow, she tried to drive in the carpool lane by herself.

Yo mama is so short, when she drives, she needs a booster seat for the pedals.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to microwave a TV dinner, she ended up watching TV.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, she has to make an appointment for each body part.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a trip to the gym is a vacation.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes a one-legged man look graceful.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to take a selfie, she ran out of memory.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she can't even walk and chew gum at the same time.

Yo mama is so lazy, she didn't apply for a job because she didn't want to strain her resume.

Yo mama is so short, she does flips on a Pop-Tart.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the sloths started taking notes.