Yo mama is so technologically challenged, she thinks Instagram is a new weight-loss app.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she took a ladder to a memory foam mattress sale.

Yo mama is so loud, she drives a silent electric car and you can still hear her.

Yo mama is so cheap, she took a spoon to the supper bowl.

Yo mama is so slow, she tried to catch up with the sun and got a moonburn.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner, she put her hands in her pockets and said 'supper'.

Yo mama is so small, she goes paragliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she looks like a Sharpei dog's chew toy.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around an ice cube and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she shaves, it sounds like Velcro.

Yo mama is so hairy, she reminds Chewbacca to trim his fur.

Yo mama is so small, when she dances, she makes a Maypole look like a sequoia tree.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks by a bathroom, the toilet flushes itself.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a car with remote-controlled windows.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses butter as sunscreen.

Yo mama is so noisy, when she whispers, the neighbors call the cops.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.

Yo mama is so short, when she sat on the phone, she dialed the wrong number with her butt.

Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the marathon, they had to change the finish line to a bus stop.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they have to mow her before they can cut her hair.