Yo mama is so ugly, the government banned her from being shown on television before 9 pm.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she skips Madagascar.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she enters the shower.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless LAN.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she plays in the next county.

Yo mama is so lazy, she bought a stairway to heaven.

Yo mama is so drunk, when the bartender cut her off, she said 'Don't use that tone with me!'

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so dull, she spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate'.

Yo mama is so small, when she digs a hole to China, she ends up in Australia.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to speed up to stop.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the hair salon, she comes out with a hat.

Yo mama is so greasy, her cooking pot has a spout.

Yo mama is so loud, she interrupts lightning.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a water bottle.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat - she collects moisture.

Yo mama is so dark, when she goes outside, streetlights come on.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches TV with binoculars.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a voodoo doll as a Fitbit.

Yo mama is so dark, when she wears yellow, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the mall, they open the doors for her to leave.