Yo mama is so slow, when she drives, the speed limit passes her.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the arcade, the games pay her tokens.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to use an iPhone to color by number.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined Snapchat, her phone called 911.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to enter a race, it got canceled.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, P.E. class was just sitting down.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was time to clean, she got a straw.

Yo mama is so short, she did a backflip off a Lego.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the thrift store, they pay her to leave.

Yo mama is so smart, she can hold a conversation with Alexa.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she can trip over a flat surface.

Yo mama is so smart, she doesn't study for tests, tests study for her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a room, the spiders hang themselves.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays tag, the game ends before she gets tagged.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was a leap year, she took a nap.

Yo mama is so clumsy, if she played Minecraft, she'd break both her legs.

Yo mama is so smart, she alphabetizes her spice rack.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she plays Minecraft, the Endermen run away from her.

Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the mile, she didn't break a sweat.

Yo mama is so short, when she tried to dunk a basketball, she got stuck in the hoop.