Yo mama is so talkative, she could give a TED talk on speaking too much.

Yo mama is so old-fashioned, she uses a flip phone as a smartwatch.

Yo mama is so indecisive, she can't even pick a favorite color between black and white.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she makes TV dinners look gourmet.

Yo mama is so bad at driving, even GPS says, 'I've got nothing, good luck.'

Yo mama is so messy, even Marie Kondo couldn't spark joy in her house.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she enters a room, everyone says 'Who's there?'.

Yo mama is so short, she goes parasailing on an ant.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to space, the aliens say 'We have found our cousin.'

Yo mama is so poor, her TV is just an Etch-A-Sketch with a sticky note that says 'Channel 3'.

Yo mama is so short, she water-skis in a puddle.

Yo mama is so short, she can do a backflip under the door.

Yo mama is so old, when she jumped in the ocean, the Pacific Ocean said 'You sunk my battleship!'

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for a Wookiee.

Yo mama is so hairy, when a hairdresser asked what she wanted, she said 'Make me a Wookiee'.

Yo mama is so poor, she dances in the rain to save on shower costs.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for the scent.

Yo mama is so short, she hangs feet out the car window.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she went to the drive-in movie, she brought a steering wheel.

Yo mama is so poor, she plays Bingo with Cheerios.

Yo mama is so old, she has an autographed copy of the Bible.