Yo mama is so dirty, she has more bacteria on her than a public restroom.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Wookiee in a wig.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't walk, she glides.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she can't even clap on beat.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an app on her phone.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a paper plate and calls it a frisbee.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, she had recess with dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, even the whales sing 'We Are Family'.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tries to speed walk, she passes out from exhaustion.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard a penny for your thoughts, she literally gave you one cent.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, the barbershop charges her double.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she decided to exercise, she just rolled over in bed.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Operation, the patient flatlined.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she couldn't catch a cold in Antarctica.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Chucky wouldn't play with her.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the library to find a bookmark.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time houseplant.

Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in a Bigfoot documentary.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase the rainbow for the pot of gold, she waits for it to come to her.

Yo mama is so stinky, her deodorant is called 'Silent but Deadly.'