Yo mama is so short, she uses a worm as a boa.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a cup of coffee, she drew me a sketch.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to dinner, she gets an estimate first.

Yo mama is so short, she went bungee jumping and hit the ground.

Yo mama is so short, she plants vegetables in an ant farm.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she can trip over a wireless hotspot.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was the quarter of a back.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a sandwich, she gave me two pieces of bread and said 'Make a wish.'

Yo mama is so hairy, when you look up 'hairy' in the dictionary, there's a picture of her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, the plants die.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears the weather is changing, she stays indoors to avoid it.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a pedicure, they have to use a lawnmower.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard about the bank running out of money, she asked if they could lend her some.

Yo mama is so old, when she plays the lottery, she picks birthdates as her numbers.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to the movies, she sat on the floor.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a ladder next to her bed to reach the snooze button.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they had to hire a landscaper.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to the circus, she was mistaken for a garden gnome.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, the rain stops.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked into a barbed wire fence and said, 'Is that a spiderweb?'

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a flyer and calls it an iPad.