Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a white dress, people think she's a polar bear.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't change the channel - she waits for the TV to turn off.

Yo mama is so tall, she uses the Goodyear blimp as a personal drone.

Yo mama is so ugly, people go to haunted houses as her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got fired from a volunteer job.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy, the floor shakes.

Yo mama is so hairy, people ask her for styling tips.

Yo mama is so tall, she takes a shower at the car wash.

Yo mama is so short, when she dances, she makes the Macarena look elaborate.

Yo mama is so ugly, people put her picture in their wallet to prevent theft.

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo mama is so lazy, she falls asleep standing up.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the dog park, they mistake her for a new breed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless keyboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her imaginary friends avoid her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't even make a slam dunk in a trash can.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up the phone if someone says 'wrong number'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't play Candy Crush, she plays Candy Crushed.

Yo mama is so tall, she makes Yao Ming look like a hobbit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches the microwave countdown instead of cooking.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rainbow and hit God in the face.