Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she sleeps on the remote.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to shake hands, she high-fives your ankle.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to outrun her shadow, she got a speeding ticket.

Yo mama is so smelly, when she went to an onion farm, the onions cried.

Yo mama is so uncool, when she walks into a room, music plays in reverse.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she found a penny, she saved it for a rainy day.

Yo mama is so rude, when she ran into a pole, she said 'Watch where you're going'.

Yo mama is so loose, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she jumped out of a plane and missed the skydiving school.

Yo mama is so noisy, when she whispers, deaf people complain.

Yo mama is so indecisive, it took her three days to pick a favorite color.

Yo mama is so weird, when she played hide and seek, they had to use Google Maps to find her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a leaf and call it a fan.

Yo mama is so ugly, people put her face on a t-shirt for Halloween and don't need a costume.

Yo mama is so greasy, she eats soup with a slip 'n slide.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth to you, the doctor offered to braid it.

Yo mama is so old, she had the Last Supper with Jesus.

Yo mama is so cheap, she takes coupons on a date.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Lego buildings look tall.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't move her arms when she's dancing.