Yo mama is so short, when she takes a knee, her feet dangle.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a fancy restaurant, she looks at the menu and says 'Okay!'

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs pictures on the wall for wallpaper.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a tea bag as a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brought a spoon to a fork fight.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the pants off the boogeyman.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a saltine cracker and calls it a 'salty snack'.

Yo mama is so slow, she challenges a turtle to a race and loses.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a LEGO as a step stool.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the dinner bell, it rings back.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was something you did before sitting down.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a fried drumstick and calls it 'chicken'.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks in a room, the clocks stop.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama is so dirty, she gets clean by rolling in the mud.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a flat line.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for hand shadows.

Yo mama is so dumb, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so small, she pole vaults off a blade of grass.

Yo mama is so dirty, she mops the lawn.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks by, rats throw themselves in the garbage.