Yo mama is so stingy, she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama is so thin, when she turns sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs, she gets a parking ticket.

Yo mama is so mean, she plants landmines in her garden to keep the neighbors away.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she dances, she sheds more than the dog.

Yo mama is so lazy, she tilts the remote control so the batteries can watch TV.

Yo mama is so stingy, she squeezes a penny until the buffalo screams.

Yo mama is so thin, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people think she's a pencil.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her 20 minutes to watch 60 Seconds.

Yo mama is so mean, she kicked a puppy just because it was cute.

Yo mama is so small, she takes showers in a shot glass.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to make a sandwich, she accidentally built a house.

Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap during a marathon.

Yo mama is so mean, she gave your sister a Nerf gun for Christmas.

Yo mama is so dirty, even flies won't land on her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her shoelaces.

Yo mama is so weak, she can't raise a fuss.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, her stove has a 'No Trespassing' sign.

Yo mama is so greedy, she ate the bones and threw the fried chicken back at Colonel Sanders.

Yo mama is so skinny, she gave a cheerio a hula hoop.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless Nokia.