Yo mama is so greasy, the U.S. is trying to drill for oil in her scalp.

Yo mama is so old, she taught Caesar in elementary school.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection turned down a blind date.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she looks like a deflated balloon.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even finish her sentences...

Yo mama is so old, she knew the recipe for the extinct Dodo bird.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the weighing scale, it says 'one at a time, please'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need a password for her computer because it does all the work for her.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried speed dating, the event ended before her turn.

Yo mama is so cheap, she took a train to the past to save on Uber fares.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they refused service and recommended a pet groomer instead.

Yo mama is so lazy, she holds the record for the longest Netflix binge-watching session.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the beach, even the tide doesn't want to come in.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat can be used to fuel a car.

Yo mama is so short, she models for dollhouses.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy Instagram followers with food stamps.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she said she was going to bed, she was actually going to nap.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy photos.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the store, she takes a penny and leaves the change.

Yo mama is so nasty, she makes Speedy Gonzales slow down.

Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she watches 3D movies without needing glasses.