Yo mama is so short, she does backflips in a dollhouse.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two watches for both time zones.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got lost in a roundabout.

Yo mama is so tall, she walked into an airport and they checked her in as a flight.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she put on a hoodie, Freddy Krueger is like, 'I can't handle that.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, she runs into parked cars.

Yo mama is so tall, she did moon landings before NASA.

Yo mama is so fat, when she swims in the ocean, she causes a tidal wave.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she played Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said 'Stay over there.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walks, she leaves a trail of disaster behind her.

Yo mama is so short, she break-dances under the bed.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for income.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys her garbage bags one at a time.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got in the taxi, they missed their exit on the freeway trying to get around her leg hair.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her if she had any food, she licked her fingers and said 'I'm saving it for later.'

Yo mama is so hairy, she has afros on her legs.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she sneezes, she does a full 360.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she went to Hogwarts, she'd get sorted into the House of Napping.

Yo mama is so poor, she opens a can of Alpo and calls it 'family dinner.'

Yo mama is so short, she hooks up with Legos.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they have to rake her before they can cut her hair.