Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't even lift her spirits.

Yo mama is so loud, she could wake up the dead with her snoring.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to a rock concert and tried to buy rock candy.

Yo mama is so greedy, she used a coupon on a free sample.

Yo mama is so unoriginal, she puts on her clothes one leg at a time.

Yo mama is so pale, she makes Casper jealous.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about budget cuts, she started clipping coupons for the city.

Yo mama is so awkward, she tripped over a wireless network.

Yo mama is so sour, when life gave her lemons, she asked for a refund.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her who her favorite artist was, she said Michelangelo.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the movies and brought a microwave to make popcorn.

Yo mama is so cheap, she takes the batteries out of the remote to power her flashlight.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Tinker Bell look like a giant.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Target was a shooting range.

Yo mama is so slow, when she presses the elevator button, it goes 'are you kidding me?'.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts lipstick on her forehead because she wants to makeup her mind.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tries to watch a live stream, she freezes the video.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she broke her leg tripping over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she fell off the treadmill.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked her for gum, she gave me a piece with a bite taken out of it.

Yo mama is so slow, when she goes to the airport, the TSA agents ask her to take off her shoes a day in advance.