Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a pretzel and calls it a boomerang.

Yo mama is so hairy, her reflection said 'I quit!'

Yo mama is so dumb, she hears it's chilly outside, she gets a bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, her polo shirt have real horses on them.

Yo mama is so hairy, Big Foot took a picture of her.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a toilet brush and calls it plumbing.

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport left', she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so short, she skydived off a school bus.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a candy cane and calls it a nightstick.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to use an umbrella indoors during a rainstorm.

Yo mama is so old, when she breaks wind, dust comes out.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, she leaves the salon wearing a fur coat.

Yo mama is so short, she paints her toenails with a toothpick.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the doctor, they have to use a weedwhacker.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her toenails.

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over Walmart and landed on Target.

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, no one laughed but the ground shook.

Yo mama is so poor, she looks for spare change under sofa cushions... in the furniture store.

Yo mama is so short, when she did a backflip, she went up but never came back down.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a personalized alarm clock that says 'Get up, lazy!'

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what's for dessert, she handed me a sugar packet.