Yo mama is so poor, she puts ketchup on her rice and calls it a fancy meal.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to make breakfast, she set the kitchen on fire.

Yo mama is so slow, when she went to a race, they had to reschedule it for the next day.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what's her address, she said '1738 No House Ave.'

Yo mama is so greasy, her portraits hang in the Louvre.

Yo mama is so loud, she's banned from silent auctions.

Yo mama is so greasy, she use bacon as a bandaid.

Yo mama is so loud, she's the reason Waldo is hiding.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a hotel, she books a room on the ground floor and rides the elevator.

Yo mama is so hairy, people wonder why Chewbacca is following them.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips upstairs.

Yo mama is so stinky, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so crazy, when she was young, she used to play chess in the microwave.

Yo mama is so short, she rides Barbie's Dream House to work.

Yo mama is so evil, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so slow, snails say she's taking too long.

Yo mama is so greasy, her shadow slips on the floor.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and struck oil.

Yo mama is so hairy, she irons her hair straight.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the Grinch wouldn't steal her Christmas lights.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Bluetooth was a dental condition.