Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the beach, the seagulls bring her sand dollars.

Yo mama is so short, she does pull-ups on the Lego set.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't hit the snooze button – she hires someone to do it for her.

Yo mama is so poor, when she plays Monopoly, she only owns Baltic Avenue.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the ATM, it says 'insufficient funds'.

Yo mama is so short, when she jumped on a coin, she fell through a crack.

Yo mama is so lazy, her idea of a marathon is watching Netflix for 10 hours straight.

Yo mama is so old, she has a Bible autographed.

Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under a candle flame.

Yo mama is so lazy, she puts on socks with sandals to save time.

Yo mama is so noisy, she was once arrested for disturbing the peace at a mime convention.

Yo mama is so fat, her mirror has stretch marks.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she needs GPS just to walk in a straight line.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit cave kids.

Yo mama is so short, she parachutes off of dimes.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over her laces while wearing a Velcro shoe.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she needs a GPS to find herself.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she was asked to workout, she said breathing counts as exercise.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a trip around the world and came back a day later.

Yo mama is so frugal, she can squeeze a nickel until the buffalo screams.