Yo mama is so evil, she made her bra out of barbed wire.

Yo mama is so broke, she hangs her toilet paper out to dry and reuses it.

Yo mama is so tall, she makes giraffes jealous.

Yo mama is so short, she hangs out with ants for a living.

Yo mama is so evil, Satan consults with her for advice.

Yo mama is so broke, when I asked her for a dollar, she gave me Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so slow, she missed the deadline for time travel.

Yo mama is so greasy, she makes oil spills look dry.

Yo mama is so tall, she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even Mosquitoes bite her.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she goes outside, the wind whistles through her ribs.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the nearest bank is, she pointed to her heart.

Yo mama is so slow, she thought Instagram was a breakfast cereal.

Yo mama is so greasy, her bathwater looks like a fryer full of chicken.

Yo mama is so short, she could pole vault with a toothpick.

Yo mama is so evil, when she plays Hide and Seek, the devil hides from her.

Yo mama is so broke, when she heard it was time to pay the piper, she asked if the piper took EBT.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a penny and made it flip.

Yo mama is so slow, she needs a day planner to schedule her blink.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat is used as a marinade.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she buries treasure, she uses a metal detector from her couch.