Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks a CB radio is for calligraphy.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, the flies fixed the screen door.

Yo mama is so slow, when she hit the brakes, she stopped on Tuesday.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the soup kitchen.

Yo mama is so dirty, I told her to do the robot, and R2-D2 rolled in with a vacuum.

Yo mama is so greedy, she ate the bones and sent the chicken back.

Yo mama is so slow, snails leave her in a blur.

Yo mama is so tall, she plays limbo with bamboo trees.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tries to enter an ugly contest, they say 'Sorry, no professionals'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off the bottom rung of the ladder.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she can't even jaywalk without falling.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a selfie with her.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Superman.

Yo mama is so bald, she uses a shoe polish marker for eyebrows.

Yo mama is so weak, she could hardly lift her spirits.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Instagram on a microscope.

Yo mama is so greedy, she brings a shopping cart to a buffet.

Yo mama is so slow, she buys a three minute egg timer.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her hands, the dirt comes back.

Yo mama is so loud, she sneezes in surround sound.