Yo mama is so fat, she leaves tunas for the catfish.

Yo mama is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.

Yo mama is so poor, she chants the song 'Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.'

Yo mama is so lazy, she irons her jeans while wearing them.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell downstairs and broke her necktie.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the stock market was where they sold soup.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to Vietnam, they called her Chewbacca.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she walks in the rain, she doesn't get wet.

Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a two-story Cracker Jack box.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a dollhouse roof.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Rip Van Winkle was a variety of potato.

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the wild, the Sasquatch took her picture.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a lightsaber is a gym equipment.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a robot to do her push-ups for her.

Yo mama is so short, she has to run around in a shower to get wet.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes Secret Service agents look coordinated.

Yo mama is so old, the candles cost more than her birthday cake.

Yo mama is so skinny, when I shook her hand, I gave her a paper cut.

Yo mama is so lazy, she asked for a wake-up call at the fire station.