Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears striped clothes, people think she's a barcode.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do the wave at sporting events, she does the ripple.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a post office job.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a stool to look over a Lego.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped on a wireless headphone.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks 'quarters' are a type of exercise.

Yo mama is so short, she had to get a brain transplant to have her head above water.

Yo mama is so hairy, people use her as a mop in haunted houses.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barbershop, they charge her for a carpet cleaning.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a 50 cent coin, she handed me a button.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a bidet is the French word for nap.

Yo mama is so old, her birthday cake candles cost more than the cake.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a slingshot to hit the light switch.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a cheeseburger.

Yo mama is so short, she hooks her seatbelt to her shoelaces.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a banana peel in a grocery store.

Yo mama is so skinny, she looks like a mic stand with a head.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got arrested at the airport for looking like Sasquatch.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, it comes out as a yawn.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even a scarecrow will protect her garden.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to stealthily walk past automatic doors.