Yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen-sized mattress as a napkin.

Yo mama is so greasy, her shadow slipped and fell.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her how much a penny for her thoughts was, she gave me change.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy a color TV from IKEA.

Yo mama is so short, she does flips under the bed.

Yo mama is so poor, she window shops at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats butter when she exercises.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a WiFi signal.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what's cooking, she opened her wallet.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the corner, the police yell 'break it up!'

Yo mama is so poor, when I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said 'Who turned off the heater?'

Yo mama is so crazy, when she heard it was raining cats and dogs, she grabbed a fork.

Yo mama is so strong, she can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Yo mama is so stinky, she scared the skunks away.

Yo mama is so bent over, she has to look up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama is so loud, when she whispers, the deaf go deaf.

Yo mama is so bitter, Slender Man gave her his number.

Yo mama is so loose, even her yoga pants need a belt.

Yo mama is so tasteless, she uses ketchup as a smoothie.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she needs a reminder to forget.