Yo mama is so fat, the only alphabet she knows is 'KFC'.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she played Hide and Seek, she asked for a hint.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for a refund.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to catch some fog, she missed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she walks into a car wash, they have to start the forestry equipment.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks the dog, she walks behind the car.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a wad of Monopoly money and calls it 'cash flow'.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the class photos were taken in cave paintings.

Yo mama is so hairy, she raised Sasquatch in her armpit.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears 'workday', she runs for cover.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they chase her out with a broom.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, dinosaurs were her classmates.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, the gorillas pay to see her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she calls the elevator to go down one floor.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard about the 'Twitter' bird, she cooked it.

Yo mama is so poor, she chases after the trash truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so hairy, she starter growing a winter coat in July.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a five-star restaurant is an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears the word 'exercise', she starts sweating.