Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a pencil to the SATs.

Yo mama is so old, she watched the Big Bang from her front porch.

Yo mama is so poor, she plays the lottery with Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weed eater to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so small, she plays hide and seek with ants.

Yo mama is so small, she plays hopscotch on a postage stamp.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless charging mat.

Yo mama is so small, she makes cookies on a Skittle.

Yo mama is so lazy, she takes a rain check to use the restroom.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless gaming controller.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a discount at the bank.

Yo mama is so poor, she washes paper plates.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms her pet dog.

Yo mama is so small, she skydives on a graham cracker.

Yo mama is so small, she hang glides on a dorito.

Yo mama is so lazy, she ascends and descends the stairs in a recliner.

Yo mama is so small, she can high-five Jesus.

Yo mama is so lazy, she forgets to pay attention.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a Toblerone as a bed.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wears socks with sandals.

Yo mama is so poor, her front door is also her back door.