Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't peel bananas, she just throws them at the wall.

Yo mama is so small, she pole dances on a toothpick.

Yo mama is so old, she babysits Yoda.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses hot dogs as candles.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a slingshot to change the TV channel.

Yo mama is so small, she watches TV on an Etch-a-Sketch.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.

Yo mama is so old, when she bungee jumps, she brings the rope.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for a rent payment.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the beach, Greenpeace shows up.

Yo mama is so lazy, she goes to a hotel to watch the commercials.

Yo mama is so short, she needed a ladder to get on top of the food chain.

Yo mama is so small, she plays handball on the curb.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a stay-at-home ghost.

Yo mama is so cheap, she calls 1-800 numbers for the free music.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she has more creases than a Shar-Pei.

Yo mama is so mean, she make Grumpy Cat look cheerful.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves at a helicopter and calls it a taxi.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a decade to finish a game of Monopoly.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the store to buy memory.

Yo mama is so clueless, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.