Why did the man propose to the calendar? He wanted to make sure their days were numbered.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a thumbs up.

Why did the man bring a flashlight to his date? To brighten up the conversation.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? He didn't have the guts to tell her.

I told my boyfriend he should embrace his mistakes. He replied, 'But I prefer to hug you instead.'

Why did the artist break up with his girlfriend? They had too many sketchy issues.

Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his kneadiness.

I told my partner they should embrace their mistakes. They said, 'But that's your job!'

Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? She was always bouncing checks.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hear a joke about chemistry. She replied, 'Na, I'm not in the mood.'

Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend? She kept planting doubts in his mind.

I told my boyfriend he should embrace his mistakes. He said, 'But they're just lessons in disguise!'

Why did the doctor break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't stop making inappropriate heart jokes.

I asked my partner if they ever fantasize about me. They said yes – about me vacuuming and dusting the house.

Why did the scientist break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his constant experiments.

I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She said, 'But then what would we talk about?'

Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? She constantly had a beef with him.

I told my boyfriend he should embrace his mistakes. He said, 'But I don't want to smother them!'

Why did the firefighter break up with his girlfriend? She was too hot to handle.

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? She was outstanding in her field, but he needed someone more down to earth.

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