I told my wife she should write a book on our marriage. She said it would be a bestseller because it's full of drama.

Why did the man bring a map to his date? He wanted to find a way to her heart.

I asked my wife if our love was like a fairytale. She said more like a horror story.

Why did the man get a pet fish for his girlfriend? He wanted to see if they could work on their relationship.

I told my wife she should join a theater group. She said she didn't need more drama in her life.

Why did the man bring a toolbox on his date? He heard she needed someone handy in her life.

Why did the relationship go to the gym? It needed to work on its communication skills.

I asked my wife if she believed in love at first sight. She said no, it takes several drinks.

Why did the man break up with his calendar? He thought it was too controlling of his schedule.

I asked my wife if she wanted to go on a date to the gym. She said she already goes out with her personal trainer.

My boyfriend said he wanted to take our relationship to the next level. So we started arguing in hieroglyphics.

Why did the woman bring a map on her date? She heard they had a lot of chemistry.

I told my husband he should open up more. So now he leaves all the cabinets and drawers open around the house.

Why did the man propose to his dentist girlfriend? He wanted to put a ring on it.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could make her dreams come true. So I bought her a dreamcatcher.

Why did the woman break up with her astronaut boyfriend? He needed space.

I asked my girlfriend why she wasn't ready for the date on time. She said she needed more time to makeup her mind.

I used to play piano for my girlfriend, but she broke up with me. Now I just play the piano, no strings attached.

Why did the couple go to therapy? Because they couldn't seem to find a resolution.

Why did the man propose to his calculator? He couldn't resist its multiplying charm.

I told my husband he should do more chores around the house. Now he's sweeping me off my feet.